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January 18th, 2011

This form is ONLY for making inquiries about proposed jobs for which you'd like to hire me. It is NOT a general purpose contact form to send ads and invitations for various services you are trying to sell. Such unsolicited messages will be deleted; if persistent, the sender will be blocked.

Okay, enough! It is absolutely stunning, breathtaking even, to see how many people are apparently incapable of even the simplest of reading comprehension, of following the most basic of instructions or requests; to see how many people who wish to sell one some kind of service, good or other, yet cannot give one the simplest degree of courtesy or respect. How do such people even get through their day without some kind of major accident? How do they ever hope to do business by harrassing would-be clients, completely ignoring potential clients' wishes, requests and basic directions?

I have had the above disclaimer up on this page for more than a year, even though it had already been explicitly clear before that this form was only for contacting me about potential work you wanted me to do for you and not to be used as a means for spamming your goods or services to me. I neither want nor need your SEO "services", your method for sending UCE/spam, your ultra special, unique for me business card package or anything else. So! From this day forward, this site will host a Wall of Shame.

That is, any further usage of this contact form to spam me with more offers of goods, services or otherwise, in complete disregard of the explicitly stated purpose and sole exclusive accepted use of this form, will result in the name, email address, business name and IP address of the offending party being listed publicly for a period of one month for each infraction: if you're like the guy, for instance, who has already sent seven identical spammy messages, you'll get a free seven month public advertisement of your aggressive incompetence. My attorney has signed off on the legality of this, so if you don't like it and don't wish to be so identified publicly for your complete disregard of the time and wishes of potential clients, do not use this form for spam or any other purpose than the sole accepted usage stated above!

Since you cannot use this form without either seeing this page—and thus either seeing or ignoring this text—or by using automated spamming software that uses the form without going through the site proper, in clear violation of the site's intended usage, this is fair warning. Infractions and those responsible will begin to be listed in the morning, 20 March 2015.






Please clearly indicate the nature and scope of your proposed project, what you need and in what time frame you need it.

Daniel Dockery's Portfolio

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